Look who wondered over to where they probably don't belong!
...Unfortunately, visitors aren't supposed to feed me.
And they will literally cut me wide open and pull out whatever it is I've eaten just to be sure my "diet is not toyed with" or screwed up.
So have a seat! Pull up a chair on the other side of the plexiglass containment dome so I don't decide to nibble on your eyeball and call me Phrac!
...While you're here, if you wanna ask me some kinda whoopdeefuck then there's an ask box here since I can't really hear ya from in here. Just write and drop your whoopdeefuck in that box so that I may laugh at the ridiculousness of your question and give curt, half-assed answers!~
...But honest, nonetheless.